Posts by MC RubberMallet

jay leno - just a massively tired and unfunny tool who should be burned for what he did to conan especially.. talented opposite: conan o'brien or jimmy kimmel.. carrot top - somehow figured out how to make a career out of prop comedy.

i'll give him that much.. talented opposite: this is tough because prop comedy is deader than ghenkis khan.

MC RubberMallet

I need to split this into 4 categories. Why? Some great stand up comedians are horrible in movies, and vice versa.

Top 10 movie/tv comedians (not in any order):

Nick Swardson

Mike Epps

Jamie Foxx

Romany Malco

Chris Tucker

Steve Carrell in The Office

Keenan Ivory Wayans

Tracy Morgan

RECENT Adam Sandler movies

Kevin James

Top 10 stand up (in any order)

Kevin Hart

Deeray Davis

Aries Spears

Sinbad

Katt Williams

Dave Chappelle

Chris Rock

George Carlin

Mitch Hedgberg

Ricky Gervais

Bottom 10 movie/tv comedians

Shawn, Marlon, and Damon Wayans as one

Vince Vaughn

Jonah Hill

Madea

Keenan Thompson on SNL

Sherri Shephard

Eddie Murphy

Jim Carrey

Robin Williams

Jimmy Fallon

Bottom 10 Stand ups

Jerry Seinfield

Jay Leno

Jeff Foxworthy

Larry the cable Guy

Sarah Silverman

Bill Engvall

Gabriel Iglesias

Cedric the Entertainer

DL Hughley

George Lopez

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Lovefest

by perfect1 in

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friends

i love you all right now.

you have collectively grown on me.. .

MC RubberMallet

perfect1 - ive asked several people here to marry me. obviously, the best answer i got was a restraining order.

if im included in the love fest, i will take your comments as a proposal. well, i do.

i will pm you the details of our new living arrangements...

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Why so many "schools" now?

by grumblecakes in

so i'm sitting at meeting yesterday (uck) and got board during the wt and noticed the article on pg 13 about all the different schools offered...it seems like theres a bunch now.

is this new or was i just not paying attention?

any theories?.

MC RubberMallet

Interesting - do they have a school for carrying the microphone? or perhaps "how to highlight your Witchtower properly" ....

They will be starting those once they are done with elders, and all pioneers go to school that second time...

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Disfellowshipping/dissassociating vs. fading?

by lostinthought in

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friends

ok, advise needed my friends!

the idea of fading sounds really nice to me and i would love to do it, but i'm just a big "chicken" and can't bring myself to stop all the jw nonsense.

i continue going to meetings and service out of some sort of fear, i know if i start missing too many people will be bothering me with phone calls and visits and such and they will sucker me into toing back.

MC RubberMallet

You're not a chicken. It takes tremendous courage....

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Simple, yet telling explanation of why the Governing Body view themselves as ultimate. (With their own words)

by MC RubberMallet in

in 1 corinthians 7, paul continuously makes plain that he was speaking his own opinion:.

(1corinthians7:12-16)12 but to the others i say, yes, i, not the lord: if any brother has an unbelieving wife, and yet she is agreeable to dwelling with him, let him not leave her; 13 and a woman who has an unbelieving husband, and yet he is agreeable to dwelling with her, let her not leave her husband.

14 for the unbelieving husband is sanctified in relation to [his] wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified in relation to the brother; otherwise, your children would really be unclean, but now they are holy.

MC RubberMallet

It's true. But they will always fail to see the error or their ways, because they are "Jehovah's anointed".

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Disfellowshipping/dissassociating vs. fading?

by lostinthought in

jw
friends

ok, advise needed my friends!

the idea of fading sounds really nice to me and i would love to do it, but i'm just a big "chicken" and can't bring myself to stop all the jw nonsense.

i continue going to meetings and service out of some sort of fear, i know if i start missing too many people will be bothering me with phone calls and visits and such and they will sucker me into toing back.

MC RubberMallet

Fading is a long and calculating process, and may still cause your family to cut ties with you.

I would say that would be your best chance, though. Strenghten your ties with them heavily before you start walking away.

Df'ing and da'ing is playing their game, turning you from a sister into a yb statistic overnight. It seems easier to just be done with the whole thing, tho.

Or, you could begin a fade, and if you don't like it for whatever reason, you can always da later....

Which way will leave you with no regrets?

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About to end a friendship, please help. How do you pronounce General Tso?

by MC RubberMallet in

i say - general tee so.

friend 1 says - general chow su .

friend 2 insists - general cho.

MC RubberMallet

Was a joke Chariklo. Thanks for the info...

Thanks Talsin and fulltimestudent!

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Simple, yet telling explanation of why the Governing Body view themselves as ultimate. (With their own words)

by MC RubberMallet in

in 1 corinthians 7, paul continuously makes plain that he was speaking his own opinion:.

(1corinthians7:12-16)12 but to the others i say, yes, i, not the lord: if any brother has an unbelieving wife, and yet she is agreeable to dwelling with him, let him not leave her; 13 and a woman who has an unbelieving husband, and yet he is agreeable to dwelling with her, let her not leave her husband.

14 for the unbelieving husband is sanctified in relation to [his] wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified in relation to the brother; otherwise, your children would really be unclean, but now they are holy.

MC RubberMallet

The format messes up every time I submit, but I can't seem to fix it...